TNA Roster in WWE

I decided to go alphabetical because it was easier, of course it means you'll probably skip around, but that's okay, it's more a reference guide than anything. Enjoy.

Abyss - Uh-oh a big guy, Vince LOVES big guys. He could find Big Show and Great Khali and... um... Kane, that could be good... um... no thumbtacks though. Abyss may actually live a few years longer if he was in TNA, less chair shots is probably good in prolonging life.

AJ Styles - AJ is a phenomenal athlete, he can do amazing things inside and outside of the ring and his promo work has increased greatly over the last couple of years, especially now working with Ric Flair. He still isn't great on the mic but the things he can do in the ring more than make up for it. Heading over to WWE would probably see him on NXT trying to persuade the likes of Michael Cole and his trainer The Miz that he is really cut out for this business despite the naysayers.

Amazing Red - Red should never be out of the X-Division title picture, he is what the X-Division stands for, high-flying fast-paced action that keeps everyone on the edge of their seat. Yeah he isn't a 7-foot tall 300 pound giant but he can wow a crowd. Since WWE no longer has a cruiserweight belt, you can expect Red to get squashed in most matches and make an appearance at Money in the Bank to do one sick move off the ladder before falling into obscurity again.

Angelina Love - She's so close to fitting the WWE mold, if it wasn't for those pesky tattoos and wrestling talent. In my mind, Maryse and her teaming up would rival McCool and Layla teaming up, all four together, they would own the Diva division between attitude and skill. Of course, WWE would bring her in, put her in dresses and have her walk around as arm candy for Mark Henry after Henry squashed Zack Ryder. It's not like they have another female wrestler who is just as good as Love from Canada and used to work in TNA that could fill that role.

Beer Money (James Storm and Robert Roode) - This team is just what WWE would be looking for. They could feud with the Hart Dynasty, really give them a run for the unified Tag Team titles and invigorate the Tag Team division. And then, when things get rocky they could break up, turn into singles competitors and then have them fight each other. GOLD!

Brian Kendrick - He would be perfect in a tag team with another smaller guy, they could be fast and in your face and really kick it up a notch. Or you could put him with a big muscled up guy and have him playing the sneaky heel who hides behind his body guard. Either way, Spanky could carve out a niche spot in WWE.

Chelsea - She's hot and doesn't seem to mind being objectified which will make Vince happy. Dye her hair blonde and she could become the next Divas champion, it's not like she needs ring skills, just has to work well while in a submissive position.

Christy Hemme - A fiery red head who can interview people backstage, lookout Josh Matthews someone is coming for your job.

"The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero - The Pope's congregation has grown by leaps and bounds and had you told me when he first showed up in TNA that I would be upset that he was out on injury, I would've called you insane. Now, with some real experience behind him he is one of the best on the TNA roster. WWE would have him debut as a face and when he didn't get a reaction right away they would turn him heel claiming to be the best. Eventually the crowd would warm up to him so he would go back to being a face to try and get a push, maybe team up with Mark Henry. Just as things were coming together, they would squash him in three PPV matches in a row and then trade him off his current show to get rid of him since creative wouldn't have anything else for him.

Daffney - She could.... well if you... she might be... um... the top hat... zombie... uh... SyFy might want her on Smackdown.

Desmond Wolfe - WWE already talked about picking him up and had him near signed until he failed his physical. Even if they had him, he would become another generic "I talk a lot because I'm from another country and WWE likes to pretend their global". WWE would lose Wade Barrett and add Wolfe and he might get an IC belt once or twice and do nothing with it.

Doug Williams - He could be Regal's lackey for a while learning the ropes from a fellow Brit and then eventually turn on his teacher and get his revenge. Then he would sit around for a while before being added to comedy segments with Goldust and Hornswoggle.

Dr. Stevie - If anything, Stevie Richards would play a backstage role or an NXT pro, something that kept him out of the light just enough. He could've done great things once, but that time has passed.

Eric Young - A viscious bulldog of man, Eric Young has a mean streak and the mannerisms to make a great heel. But at the same time he has the ability to win over a crowd with his words. Whatever he does he makes it work. A program with Edge, Christian or any other Canadian wrestler would help put the other guy over as Young used all his skills to prove that they are the best. For all his hard work, he would be offered a place on the very significant Future Endeavors list.

Generation Me - These two young guys have a lot of potential. I could see one of them going real far in the company, if he put on some weight and got a following and a bit of a personality he could get a main event push, they may even overlook some of the drug problems if that happened. The other one, as long as he kept his nose clean, did what he was told, had good solid ring work could maybe one day get a tertiary title on a third-rate show and eventually be teamed up with Great Khali.

Hamada - As much as Angelina and Chelsea may fit the mold, Hamada doesn't. Sure WWE has had ethnic Divas before but their has been a real push toward attractive over skill and while some may find Hamada alluring, WWE will not. She'd be lucky if she didn't end up with some huge facial growth or wrestling in a mask.

Hernandez - Hernandez is a big strong guy with ties to Mexico that WWE will look for. He probably realistically has one of the best opportunities to move to a main event spot after Rey Mysterio leaves or finally ruins his reputation. He would have to tone down his offense a bit because some of his stuff won't fly in WWE, and he would have to work on his Spanish because it is a little rough.

Homicide - Another guy that could bring in a Mexican audience if used write, his name would have to be changed, not PG but he could keep his style and gangsta flair, he could join up with JTG and join a group that goes around listening to rap and committing petty crimes, you know because they aren't white so that's what they do, right WWE?

Jay Lethal - WWE would swallow him whole and spit him out a shell of a former man. In ten years, he will be Shelton Benjamin, all the potential in the world, and no career.

Jeff Hardy - This is obviously a no-brainer, bring him in, have him feud with a guy like CM Punk, it could be top notch stuff. The only worry would be that as soon as he got big, Hardy would fall off the ladder and crash and burn.

Jeff Jarrett - Seeing as how he's from Tennessee, I think a country music superstar gimmick could work for him. He wouldn't be near the level he is now but he wouldn't have the power to do it either. It could be a fun reveal later that someone else was actually singing the songs that he claimed to be singing.

Jesse Neal - Get rid of the hair, shave it and have him join the Straight-Edge Society. Claim to be saved and eventually be discovered as having been swapping needles and bodily fluids with Serena while Punk and Gallows were off trying to save diminutive Mexican men from their own destruction.

Kazarian - Kaz is a good everyman, you don't really expect anything out of him so when you seem him do something moderately cool you are impressed. This could mean an IC or US title reign.

Kiyoshi - Who? No really, I'm just kidding, Kiyoshi was a member of the World Elite. Who? You know that faction that had guys from all over the world. What? You know it had Eric Young and Kiyoshi and the british guys and they feuded with the Main Event Mafia. He some Japanese guy, team him with Yoshi Tatsu and make them the Rising Suns.

Kurt Angle - A real Olympic gold medalist on the WWE roster, Vince would do everything he could to keep this man happy, title reigns, big name feuds, overlooking prescription pill problems, pushing him harder than any other athlete, asking him to forgo rehab and "just get over it." Big things for this guy right here.

Lacey Von Erich - WWE Woman's Champion right here. On name alone, she could join Ted DiBiase Junior's new group, although she isn't really a Fortunate Son. But every WWE fan would know just how fortunate they were to have this blonde with them. You know what I mean.

Madison Rayne - If she had just a little less skill she would go far in WWE. The problem is she can work a little better than most of their current Divas (now that Mickie James is gone) and therefore probably wouldn't kiss as much ass or suck up as much as she needed to. Take that how you will. Sadly, she wouldn't last very long.

Magnus - Another British guy, good lord, how many of them do you need. WWE has a quota, and it's been reached and maybe even expanded by the addition of the TNA roster. Let's not fool ourselves here, Magnus has no place. But if he did, his story would look similar to Doug Williams.

Matt Morgan - Here is a guy that would give Vince a second thought. A big guy with some skill and great mic work. That would be a vast improvement over most of his big guys. However, I could see creative not being able to keep up with him and eventually running out of ideas for him.

Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelly and Chris Saban) - This team breaks up the Big Guy/Little Guy tag teams that WWE have been forming recently. It would be nice to see this kind of change in the Tag Team division and, these guys have great chemistry together. They could really pump some life into whatever show they were put on, teaching everyone a bit about tag team wrestling. And then, when things get rocky they could break up, turn into singles competitors and then have them fight each other. GOLD!

Mr. Anderson - His mic skills are second to none, even if you want to say that his in-ring work is sloppy at times. But talkers get over big in WWE, this guy should be in line for a main event push. If there were any problems with injuries, WWE might take that seriously but he has been healthy the entire time he has been on the TNA roster and that says something. He has had some brutal programs with Kurt Angle and despite the fact that the TNA fans wanted to cheer him, he made them hate him. He is as good as guy as any in the WWE right now and a program between him and John Cena might finally quiet down some of the Cena Haters and give them a reason to cheer for his Superman gimmick and Five Moves of Death.

ODB - You gotta be kidding right, you don't really expect WWE to have a place on their roster for an alcohol swigging, swearing, molesting, beef of a woman. There is no way you could call her smart, sexy and sophisticated. And why put her on their when she would just antagonize the other women. Wrestling is a friendly sport and there should be no controversy, damn it!

Orlando Jordan - How about no. Just no, he is a failure and pushing his agenda in a wrestling crowd doesn't work. Sorry, that's how it is.

Raven - He's still employed. I mean I guess you could dress him up in a pink polo shirt, have him fix his hair, quit with the makeup, shave and cover the tattoos and give him some name like Scotty Flamingo and change his personality completely. It might get the fans into him again.

Rhino - A powerhouse that has been around since the original days of ECW, he doesn't do much in TNA anymore, not sure why, I would really like to know as I think he had a ton of potential at one time. WWE would benefit using him as a pro for NXT.

Rob Terry - Next World Champion. He has the look and if he had a manager who could talk for him, he could be a WWE champion. And WWE has got themselves in a tizzy over the first Irish-born WWE champion with Sheamus, could you imagine what they would do with this big English Wanker!

RVD - No reason to talk about it... dude... One major reason he won't go back and if you don't know it, you don't know RVD.

Samoa Joe - It's been a while since WWE had a Samoan on their roster, ever since the death of Jamal, Eddie Fatu and Umaga. Samoans have always had good careers in WWE and I think Joe would do well also. He would have to wear some war paint, and probably some flashy colors and learn to dance and he couldn't do the Muscle Buster anymore, but that's okay he can always do that Rear Naked Choke or they could give him a better finishing move, like the Samoan Spike.

Sarita - It's like Eve but with real wrestling talent and smaller tetas. Sarita is a real women's talent and if WWE recognized it (they wouldn't) she could be a champion (not really) with a long reign (like a week) that could legitimize the division (HAHAHAHAHAHAH!).

Shannon Moore - He only has a job in TNA because TNA wanted Hardy and Jeff through his friend into the deal. He would have to drop the Diligaf stuff as it's not very PG and probably join up with Evan Borne and Hornswoggle to create some type of boy band.

Sharkboy - A masked wrestler that stole Stone Cold's gimmick and turned it into a giant parody and than got fat and taken off the show because he couldn't fit his own costume. I smell money and tuna, not sure why. He would be great in WWE comedy segments, just imagine Hornswoggle dressed as DX and Sharkboy as Stone Cold, it'll be like its 1998 all over again!

SoCalVal - Not unless one of the boys wanted some strange on the side would she even make an appearance. She doesn't even really do anything for TNA anymore except grab the wrestler's entrance gear. WWE has some random dude do that and they probably don't pay him very well.

Tara - From the looks of it Tara is done with wrestling period, she will put her career on the line at Sacrifice and will more than likely concentrate full time on MMA from then on. It's a shame because she plays crazy like so few divas can play crazy, as a face she isn't much but she is a genuine talent that the wrestling business will be sad to lose. Also when she was in WWE before they did their best to make her look like a man, don't really know why, she has really sexed it up on TNA and the look works for her.

Taylor Wilde - I am a HUGE Taylor Wilde mark, she has a girl next door look and a huge amount of talent. TNA has wasted her ever since her first program with Kong. It's a shame really because this was probably Wilde's one opportunity to shine because she will never get the same amount of airtime in WWE she just doesn't have their look.

Tomko - Is he the guy that looks like the guy from the band Anthrax, but you know, really fat. Yeah, he's not going anywhere.

Velvet Skye - She has been used well in TNA and knows her role, she is as slutty as can be and has decent matches. I love when she is in the ring and screams at everything that happens. Seeing her live at least once made me really happy as a wrestling fan. She makes the women's matches fun and seems to really enjoy putting on a show for the crowd. If there was any justice, she would go to WWE and build the entire division around her and her remarkable ass. Talent, I meant talent.

Sting, Team 3D, Hogan, Flair, Bichoff, Hall, Waltman and Nash - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA